Warren Mayor Cries Over Slain Pest

deer-loveWas there something special about Bambi?

Inquiring minds want to know.

The Mayor’s heartbreak over the bow hunting kill of a deer within city limits has him railing against the killers, and asking for the maximum punishment possible. Because the Mayor has nothing better to do in Warren, a city of 134,000 plus souls, he will be monitoring the courtroom to make sure justice is done.

“Mayor Jim Fouts said in a statement obtained by the Free Press he hopes authorities “inflict the maximum fine, and when these predators are on trial, I will be sitting in the courtroom to be certain they pay for their crimes” and he noted probation was “not [a] satisfactory” option.”

Oh no not at all.

Forty lashes is probably too good for these hunters who have not done anything different than a couple hundred thousand like them in Michigan this year.  This deer is different.  Its special.  It means something to him.


“Bambi!  Oh Bambi!” He was reported to have been crying out when he heard of this “capital offense.”  Except Bambi may not have been the deer’s name.  It may only have been the nickname of a city employee whom he may, or may not have dated.

Ahhh young love.

Or ..  maybe it was the deer.

Fuhhhh reaky…


3 comments for “Warren Mayor Cries Over Slain Pest

  1. January 4, 2013 at 3:26 pm

    Oh, we have lots of “Mother Geese” who inhabit the area. They tell stories to children and then crap all over everything. But they are protected unless they stray into hunting areas during hunting season. We have to protect our “Mother Geese” even if we can’t protect our yards and shoes. I think they are friends of local “Bambis.”

  2. JGillman
    January 4, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    tame too I suppose.

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