Countdown To Shutdown.. A Horror Story

Michigan Legislators pay close attention..  Its not the governor you need to make happy right now.

The voters are assembling, as they did yesterday at the Ciccone vineyard. Gathering as a “mob” sans only the pitchforks and torches.  The monster you have created has run rampant through our villages, chased off our young, torn families asunder through bad policy, and made business steer clear the Hamlet known as the “Great Lake State.”

The creature, made with the unliving parts of teachers unions, entitlement campaigns, and big “green” ugliness, should not be allowed to live.  It is an abomination, and its creators must be flushed from the castle of Lansing.  Your monster requires too much power from a power starved state for its rampage. It cannot be allowed to destroy any longer.

At the end of this week, we will know if the Monster lives, or if as a Halloween reminder, will terrorize those who have remained and taken their own chances.  Keep your windows and doors shut, but make sure the fire is lit.  You have been warned.

Alternate titles:

  • The Lansingstein Monster
  • The Michiganville Horror
  • Smashing Pumpkins
  • Its ALIVE!!!!! ..Or Not.
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