Proclamations

Whereas, Declarations of status endowed upon any week, month and in some instances years have been many, and

Whereas, Michigan is losing its relevance by actions of its governor and proclamation’s by said governor are meaningless and trite, and

Whereas, Michigan residents must surely be made drowsy by such announcements, and require a lighter banter to quell the utter nausea the Governor has caused, let it be now

Resolved that for a year from this day, October 27, 2007 be proclaimed year of the proclaimer in chief, where all of Michigan is invited to utter the obvious and ridiculous, and then feel better about themselves and all the things they have no control over.

1 comment for “Proclamations

  1. jgillman
    October 27, 2007 at 9:57 am

    Whereas, It is the 6th day of the week, and
    Whereas, it is the day which follows a Friday, and
    Whereas, it is the first day of the weekend, and
    Whereas it is the day directly before Sunday, let it now be
    Recognized as SATURDAY.

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