Whereas, Declarations of status endowed upon any week, month and in some instances years have been many, and
Whereas, Michigan is losing its relevance by actions of its governor and proclamation’s by said governor are meaningless and trite, and
Whereas, Michigan residents must surely be made drowsy by such announcements, and require a lighter banter to quell the utter nausea the Governor has caused, let it be now
Resolved that for a year from this day, October 27, 2007 be proclaimed year of the proclaimer in chief, where all of Michigan is invited to utter the obvious and ridiculous, and then feel better about themselves and all the things they have no control over.