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Category: A Lighter Side
Twas the Night Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when in the state house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The SBT voted out much earlier with great care, In hopes that tax relief soon would be there; Owners of Business…
On The First Day Of Christmas, Granholm Gave To Me…
Michigan BIO Tech News
WARREN – NEWS SOURCES A Michigan biotechnological Firm has found a “switch” in the genetic code of primates which when triggered, transforms them to be more like humans than apes in a number of ways. According to scientists at…
Precocious Memories Doll Honoring Michigan Governor
Precocious Memories created a new collectors doll this month in time for Christmas, honoring our great state’s governor. Part of a new collection with the governors of the 50 states and Puerto Rico. In related news… The US Department…
Governor Orders Currency Issuance
Michigan looks for new jobs in new ways Lansing – News Sources Governor Jennifer Granholm today issued an executive order to have new “Michigan” currency printed in one “Buck,” two “Buck,” ten “Buck,” and twenty “Buck” denominations. The face of…
Granholm Announces New Tractor Factory
Lansing – News Sources Governor Jennifer Granholm today anounced Michigan will be the recipient of a new manufacturing facility of Slovinksy Tractor works, a Russian maker of fine agricultural devices. The announcement comes at a time when Michigan jobs are…
Michigan Firm Gets In On Carbon Offset Opportunity.
Naubinway, MI – AP Hull Farley, a noted timber entrepreneur received the first of four quarterly payments from Florida based Amalgamated Clonglomerations this month for $350.00. This payment represents AC’s commitment to reducing CO2 remissions into the atmosphere. The purchase…
New Immigrant Problems in Indiana
South Bend, IN- AP Jesse Schooler is a truck driver for the Indiana Dept of transportation. He says on any given night he sees at least 100-200 people “sneaking over Michigan Indiana border in the dark of the night. “Kinda…
You KNOW Michigan is really in trouble when you see the new vanity plates…
Balancing the budget may take a new twist as Michigan officials look at some new ways to generate revenue. The following license plates are said to be under consideration much like the special college plates that have been available at…