1st Annual Gander Awards

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We present to you the results of this year’s Gander awards.

Kwame Kilpatrick – for Best Lead in a text message Drama.

The Detroit City Council – for best Ensemble cast in text message drama.

Jennifer Granholm – for Lead actress in a disaster story.

Andy Dillon – Best supporting actor in a disaster story.

John Cherry – for incidental support in a disaster story.

The entire Michigan Legislature – for best ensemble cast in a disaster story.

UAW Chief Ron Gettelfinger – For best Actor in a Scary Story.