My Ten Favorite Michigan Government Laws (surely will soon be enacted)

10. The Feed the homeless cows on Mackinac Island act.

9. Michigan’s new harvest growing coconuts subsidy.

8. DEQ no sand on the beach penalty enforcement legislation.

7. “Animals are people” too veterinary insurance mandate.

6. Bubble Pipe ban, providing for the safety of our children

5. Insurance shouldn’t cost more than $1.00 legislation.

4. The Smoking offender’s registry for those with a non-smoking area conviction.

3. The Highly successful 20 MPH highway speed limit to reduce fatalities.

2. Lowering of the alcohol limit to -0.02 demonstrating that even “looking” at a beer makes you a bad driver

1. The Voting tax.. yes the tax on voting…